8 Ugh! Fred, What's this crawling across the worktop? Working in a Museum I get a great many enquiries from the general public. Looking back over 16 years it is interesting to examine exactly which creepy crawlies catch the general public's eye. I have found that they can be divided into roughly 3 categories. 1) It has been found in the house, e.g. crawling across the worktop. Even very tiny creatures, normally un-noticed outside, attract attention if they are in the house and sometimes cause great worry and consternation. 2) It is large, i.e. being large and unfamiliar inevitably attracts the attention of the layman who invariably believes it to be a foreign import and hence possibly dangerous. 3) It is brightly coloured or behaves in an out-of-the-ordinary sort of way, i.e. it attracts attention and arouses the curiosity of the enquirer. Predicting the top ten enquiries is not as easy as one might expect. They are not necessarily the most common invertebrates and indeed some members of the Field Club may not have seen them all. 1. THE BISCUIT BEETLE (Stegobium paniceum) Far and away the most frequent enquiry. This is an insect I quickly leamt to identify when I began working at the Museum. It falls into category 1 and frequently infests stored dried food in kitchens. It also closely resembles the WOODWORM BEETLE and so is doubly alarming to the general public who are usually relieved when I tell them that their potfull of beetles have not been destroying the fabric of their house. 2. THE VINE WEEVIL (Otiorrhynchus sulcatus) This is one of the largest insects likely to be found crawling around in the house and all the enquiries received are of wandering adults. Crawling slowly up net curtains, these beetles tend to be conspicuous and attract attention. People usually worry that they might eat timber or start chewing their carpets. Many of these beetles emerge from potted plants where the larvae feed, but I am sure they also come indoors to hibernate and many of the enquiries are in early spring and autumn. 3. THE SUMMER CHAFER (Amphimallon solstitialis) Large, yellowish-brown and hairy, this beetle takes to the air between late June and the end of July and inevitably attracts attention when it lands on the living room carte. Normally males fly around the tops of tall trees at night, but buildings seem to offer an alternative and they are even attracted to light near the tops of tall blocks of flats. The fat, white grubs live underground feeding on grass roots. 4. THE LARGE ELEPHANT HAWK-MOTH (Dielephila elpenor) Almost invariably it is the caterpillar which attracts attention and falls into category 2, though its behaviour when disturbed also arouses curiosity. Usually it is a fully grown caterpillar feeding on Fuschia in the garden that is found. The false eyes, snake-like appearance and 'sting' at the end of its body (i.e. typical horn of a hawk-moth larva) further adds to the alarm. 5. THE POPLAR HAWK-MOTH (Laothoe populi) Another insect in category 2. However, the adults are found more than the caterpillars which are less common in gardens. Few people believe that such a large moth can possibly be British. Very often the specimens brought in are found in houses and shops, obviously attracted by light.